Momsie Popsie Diary

Dear Diary, A routine call in the morning, lead to creation of this post. ( Disclaimer :   This post is entirely fictional. Any resemblance to anyone is purely co-incidental). Cell phone rings, Tring...tring...... !!!!!!!! “ Hello, May I speak to Ms.Z” Ms. Z “ Yah, speaking “Sir, you are our esteemed customer, so bank ABC has decided to increase your credit card limit from xx to xxxx for (with suspense in voice) free. If you confirm, I will process the request.” Ms Z,” Not interested please.” Sir you are not getting my point, it,s for free , why are you hesitant? No hidden charges , its for FREE .” Ms Z , “ Sorry, not interested “ Voice intervenes , it,s free ….. ( tails off as Ms Z ends the call). Another call, Hello, Sir aapka ka lucky draw mein naam aaya hai, gift lene ke liye aapko date xxx, time y : yy par,   place zzz par aana hoga !” Ms Z ,”   I have never taken any lucky draw tickets.” Sir, this is our company,s promotion draw as it’s a new

Dear Diary, Festival season, festive mood, high spirits, happy faces, everything is full of life , blooming, blossoming. A little humor will add the much required flavor. ( Disclaimer :   This post is entirely fictional. Any resemblance to anyone is purely co-incidental). Case Scenario 6 (Oozing with smartness kinds) Patient walks in for ultrasound examination of abdomen. Staff helps the patient lie down, requests the upper clothing to be rolled up and to loosen the belt and lower A casual reminder to the staff to expose the part to be examined properly, as scanning will be done of the exposed part only. Never in my wildest dreams thought, patient was intently listening. Silently,the patient gets up, removes his shirt and lower and to everyone,s surprise, lies on the examination table only in his boxer shorts ( ONLY ! Imagine the shocked faces of doctor and staff,   . Alas ! my good lord, what happened? No one asked the patient to undress. Patient (smiling

Dear Diary, Here comes the kartik month spreading festivals and celebrations everywhere. Everyone's seems to be in an unusual happy, peaceful space. Even I was caught up in this space for quite some time ,that  I neglected my child : my blog. There was  a delay in  relay from my blog. So many thoughts and stories keep moving around within my white matter . Finally, I have caught hold of few important ones, which need to be penned down, to bring them to life. This weekend, will bring alive few hard core facts. Till then take care, keep loving, keep reading, keep sharing. Love, Juju